Sebastian ran to the Rabbi's office as fast as he could but when he got there he saw that Sophie is already there talking to the Rabbi. Sebastian walked in, "Oh Sebastian how glad you must be to see me. Don't you feel so lucky that we are getting married. You are the luckiest man in the whole city." Sophie then proceeded to kiss Sebastian and left. "Rabbi I have to marry Sophie on Thursday and I am already married to Devin and I am gay so I most definitely don't want to marry a woman. What should I do?" said Sebastian. The rabbi thought for a minute and then spoke, "Okay I have a plan. I am going to give you this bottle of sleeping pills that will make you go to sleep if you take a lot of them and look like you're dead. You should go home and apologize to your parents but then the night before the wedding you need to make sure that you get to sleep alone and take the sleeping pills. You will then be buried in the Knight monument of the cemetery and I will have someone tell Devin that you are not really dead so that then he knows to take you out of the tomb and you can run away together." explained the Rabbi. "Oh rabbi that sounds like a great plan." admired Sebastian.
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