"Rabbi, Rabbi I have a question,"
"Yes Devin what is it? You don't look as though you slept well last night. Were you out partying with girls last night or something?"
"Oh no rabbi, not at all, did you not hear that I have realized that I am gay, I have met the most amazing man, He is beautiful and kind and funny. His name is Sebastian Knight. Will you please marry us at 8:00 in the morning in two days. Please Rabbi, please."
"Well Devin I don't know because your families are very outspoken against gays and I don't want you or Sebastian to get in trouble with your families or anything."
"But Rabbi we were meant for each other. Its not our fault that we are gay and we won't tell anyone. Oh rabbi please."
"Well I guess maybe your love and being gay will prevent your families from being such gay haters."
"Yes Devin what is it? You don't look as though you slept well last night. Were you out partying with girls last night or something?"
"Oh no rabbi, not at all, did you not hear that I have realized that I am gay, I have met the most amazing man, He is beautiful and kind and funny. His name is Sebastian Knight. Will you please marry us at 8:00 in the morning in two days. Please Rabbi, please."
"Well Devin I don't know because your families are very outspoken against gays and I don't want you or Sebastian to get in trouble with your families or anything."
"But Rabbi we were meant for each other. Its not our fault that we are gay and we won't tell anyone. Oh rabbi please."
"Well I guess maybe your love and being gay will prevent your families from being such gay haters."